I don’t invest in this kind of way, and it pains me to write this list. I’ll probably regret writing most of it.

But the Orb must be honored.

NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE (seriously, not financial advice, you’re basically asking me which flavor of fentanyl i recommend)

LDO - liquid staking governance token on ethereum in a winner-take-all market
COIN - coinbase stock possibly undervalued
ETH options on Deribit - great way to get leverage without liquidation risk (volatility can't wipe you out)
OSQTH - weird leveraged ETH perp without liquidation risk (don't hold it for too long, funding is expensive)
ATOM - they just never really hit their moon phase last cycle and some of their stuff makes decent sense
LQTY - kinda like makerdao but without the USDC bs
FRAX - crappy hybrid algostable that didn’t fail yet
PLS - centralized trailer park shitcoin that could still do a 9x
pHEX - clone of HEX on pulsechain (PLS)
PHIAT - being able to short pHEX/eHEX is a valid use case since CEXes have shunned both
XEN - mint it on pulsechain where it's new, jack levin is unpredictable but not dismissable
ORDI - the original brc20 shitcoin
VMPX - jack levin brc20 shitcoin
BFFY - VMPX twin shitcoin
Trump Card NFTs - may be stupid enough to become a meme
Miladies - the only culturally relevant nft collection except taproot wizards

Always visit ericwall.ninja/disclosures to protect yourself from my bias when I’m giving NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE-advice.